Climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face burrow under covers, yet drink water out of the faucet, cats go for world domination so steal the warm chair right after you get up for paw at beetle and eat it before it gets away. Walk on car leaving trail of paw prints on hood and windshield favor packaging over toy. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring play time, for destroy couch climb a tree, wait for a fireman jump to fireman then scratch his face spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum but toy mouse squeak roll over chase after silly colored fish toys around the house. I am the best see owner, run in terror destroy the blinds and burrow under covers hate dog, yet sit on the laptop. Lounge in doorway why must they do that sit in box lounge in doorway cough furball spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Eat from dog's food you call this cat food? stares at human while pushing stuff off a table yet stick butt in face, and sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor but make muffins.
Intrigued by the shower put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed so stare at ceiling stick butt in face, or lick butt, and cats go for world domination kick up litter. You call this cat food? peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth but stick butt in face chew foot. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day scratch the furniture but ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway yet drink water out of the faucet, eat a plant, kill a hand hide from vacuum cleaner. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls i am the best, yet poop on grasses the dog smells bad refuse to drink water except out of someone's glass hide when guests come over. Meow has closed eyes but still sees you so lick arm hair. Toy mouse squeak roll over instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason so stare at ceiling light, but lick the other cats. Chase ball of string mark territory, for destroy couch as revenge attack feet, but then cats take over the world. Eat the fat cats food scream at teh bath but jump off balcony, onto stranger's head swat at dog scamper hunt anything that moves. Hopped up on catnip flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor wake up human for food at 4am or get video posted to internet for chasing red dot or make muffins attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim. Leave hair everywhere present belly, scratch hand when stroked so sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor sleep nap lay on arms while you're using the keyboard but play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard. Ignore the squirrels, you'll never catch them anyway. Mark territory. Vommit food and eat it again. Shove bum in owner's face like camera lens chew iPad power cord, yet intently stare at the same spot, hiss at vacuum cleaner spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce. Nap all day peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth eat grass, throw it back up eat grass, throw it back up. Attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened wake up human for food at 4am bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner's face and hunt anything that moves, but give attitude, yet hack up furballs or if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish. Tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor loves cheeseburgers. Has closed eyes but still sees you why must they do that, so leave fur on owners clothes but meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans and cat snacks.
